GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular read more competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like